There should also be a law preventing ambidextrous one-armed homeless men from marrying pi-pedal homeless women with one leg.

If an ambidexter marries a unidexter, things really get out of hand!

This is just sinister ;)

I kinda like this guy...and he's a Republican!

Finally a republican initiative I can get behind DOWN WITH THOSE IMMORAL LEFT HANDERS !!!!!!

Be Careful, this may not be a joke

Remember in the dark ages, they ki.lled left handed people.There used to be extreme and severe suspicions of anything left. In the history of left handed people, the Latin term for left is sinister, which in modern English can be interpreted as meaning “evil”; “menacing”; or “threatening”.

The reason why some people are so opposed to gay marriage -- and all of the rights and benefits that come with a marriage certificate -- is because the thought of homosexuals expressing physical affection for one another totally repulses them, and the notion that such a relationship could be officially sanctioned through marriage pours salt into the wound of their prejudice.

The argument that gays should be satisfied with civil unions because it provides most of the same protections as marriage is akin to suggesting that blacks shouldn't care whether they are required to sit in the back of the bus, since all of the passengers will arrive at the same destination.

The argument that marriage is intended by God for couples that can and will procreate is equally absurd, for then the law should restrict couples from marrying if one or both members are infertile, or are beyond child-bearing age, or if they have refused to contractually agree to procreate.

Those people who are so adamant that gays be denied the right to marry are the same types of people who would have expressed outrage in the 1950s and 1960s when the validity of interracial marriage was being debated. Hatred toward gays is simply their "flavor of the month".

"Right handers are the best, no marriage for the Lefts" :-)

I want to know when Mother Nature is going to allow all the gay animals to partner up? Actually that may have already happened, the species never pro created and is extinct now.

I am an Ambidextrous, Bisexual, Transgender Woman ;D

Seriously, is gay discrimination any less arbitrary than discrimination against left-handers?

I would think more because I don't know any left handers. They must be still in the closet.

I don't know any left handers, I always thought it was a joke about switching hands. Never thought you could really do it!

I'm a right hander, and my lover is a right hander, but we STILL don't believe in marriage!

The religious: Left-handedness is a choice. Why did you choose to be left handed (evil) when it's very clear that being right handed is the only (good) choice? Maybe we need to send you off to a rehabilitation program where you can change your choice back to being right handed, and be saved.

Wtf is this I have 2 daughters that r left handed this the most stupid thing ever they didn't chose to be left handed they were born that way there actually smarter than my rigt handed children make highest honors cring living girls I'm sooo pissed right now I also have left handed cousins and nieces this is the dumbest news ie her heard